we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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Do I have a choice?
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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