Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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