He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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