Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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