a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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