The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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