I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You left your phone here
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