yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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