I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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