put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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