Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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