I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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