She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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