I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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