I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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