quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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