Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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