But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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