why im i the only drunk person in the library?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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