as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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