Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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