Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I need a burrito and a hug.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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