sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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