Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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