I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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