i don't like sucking hair
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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