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  • Submitted by colan08 on May 27, 11 at 2:17pm

    Then it'd better be that ass or that mouth.

  • Submitted by texasaj on May 27, 11 at 1:57pm

    Can I still have the vigina?

  • 87 55
    Submitted by TheRook on May 27, 11 at 2:32pm

    There's no need to yell

  • 82 51
    Submitted by 1337ist on May 27, 11 at 2:57pm

    Thanks mom

  • 78 47
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 27, 11 at 2:00pm

    Is there a gift receipt?

  • 71 48
    Submitted by Michguy on May 27, 11 at 2:25pm

    Well, that's not a good start.

  • 72 57
    Submitted by electrodude on May 27, 11 at 1:48pm

    Then I don't want it

  • 50 37
    Submitted by vergatron on May 28, 11 at 5:31pm

    I want the vagina instead !!!!!

  • 48 38
    Submitted by austin71078 on May 29, 11 at 9:11pm

    Then return it.....\nStingy b1tch......

  • 49 46
    Submitted by drangonfist on May 28, 11 at 12:55am

    I lol'd at "Thanks mom"

  • 47 47
    Submitted by b_weezy_fan on May 27, 11 at 2:45pm

    Well that's not wat I was expecting to hear

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Saeglopur on May 27, 11 at 3:27pm

    Love how she needed to preface this.

  • 42 46
    Submitted by franklinp on May 27, 11 at 6:59pm

    Well then I don't want it

  • 49 63
    Submitted by craigiebob on May 27, 11 at 7:57pm

    Whats the fucking point then?

  • 37 41
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 27, 11 at 8:38pm

    or both

  • 36 46
    Submitted by drunkmaster on May 28, 11 at 10:20am

    fuck!

  • 35 45
    Submitted by meks01 on May 27, 11 at 9:43pm

    Hahahaha

  • 29 34
    Submitted by JetersAsshole on May 28, 11 at 7:42pm

    I like penis

  • 37 50
    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 3:01pm

    I think it's safe to say your getting dumped xD

    • 39 43
      Submitted by fucksyourmother on May 28, 11 at 8:49am

      you're*, wide vocabulary doesn't help much, does it?

  • 45 69
    Submitted by bloodyfuck on May 27, 11 at 4:00pm

    It's a pregnancy test. Want the good news or the bad news? Good news is your gonna be a dad. Bad news you also have herpes now and are stuck with her for the rest of your life.

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Onyourwifesface on May 31, 11 at 7:44am

    The vagina isn't good enough to even be a gift is it - to wide and nasty huh

  • 9 14
    Submitted by hogfish on Aug 29, 13 at 9:03pm

    Dies it rhyme with bass?

  • 25 46
    Submitted by BurningMelon on May 29, 11 at 12:48am

    DO NOT WANT