I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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