I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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