we have officially lost it.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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