fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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