we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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