she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We just shotgunned beers for America
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Please don't give away my fajitas
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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