There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
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I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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