talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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