if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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