Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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