Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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