You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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