where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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