is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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