apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
not ubering you a puppy
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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