yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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