I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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