I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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