I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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