Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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