i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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