No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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