haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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